Kontrollisin seda asja päris põhjalikult ja ma olen kindel selles, et teile on valetatud! See reede on täpselt sama suur kui kõik teised, sekundi pealt ja isegi kui oleks suurem pisut, ei peaks üle pingutama. Üks tund on täna 60,041095890410958904109589041096 minutit pikk, ei ole ju nii hoomamatult suurem kui mõni muu päev?!
Rofel, kusjuures lisatud on mingi tädi pilt.
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See on aga igapäevane bullshit mis saabub: SPERM COUNT
A 75-year old man went to his doctor's office to get a
sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take
this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The
next day, the 75-year old man reappears at the doctor's
office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty
as on the previous day. The doctor asks what happened, and
the man explains ....
"Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right
hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but
nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her
right hand, but nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She
even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,then
with the teeth out, and still nothing. Hell, we even called
up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and
her mouth too, but nothing."
The doctor was shocked. "You asked your NEIGHBOR?"
The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we
couldn't get the damn jar open!"
Haha hope you liked this :P... I saw your profile today and I was thinking we should meet up since we're matches. What do you say? what did you had in mind when you clicked on me? My email is Princess-Of-Darkness@tenup.com mail me and tell me what you think :) and if you're singleeeee
See on aga igapäevane bullshit mis saabub: SPERM COUNT
A 75-year old man went to his doctor's office to get a
sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take
this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The
next day, the 75-year old man reappears at the doctor's
office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty
as on the previous day. The doctor asks what happened, and
the man explains ....
"Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right
hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but
nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her
right hand, but nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She
even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,then
with the teeth out, and still nothing. Hell, we even called
up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and
her mouth too, but nothing."
The doctor was shocked. "You asked your NEIGHBOR?"
The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we
couldn't get the damn jar open!"
Haha hope you liked this :P... I saw your profile today and I was thinking we should meet up since we're matches. What do you say? what did you had in mind when you clicked on me? My email is Princess-Of-Darkness@tenup.com mail me and tell me what you think :) and if you're singleeeee
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